A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way...

There is so much good in the worst of us,
And so much bad in the best of us,
That it hardly behooves any of us
To talk about the rest of us...

- Edward Wallis Hoch

Me, Jenny (in the back)..and Karla! These are my girls from work. Getting ready to go to the Ceeps! Man, we felt like major cougars that night!!! But it was still fun!!! 

Reported Sightings of Church Bulletins

"Say hell to someone who doesn't like you..."

"Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."

"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

"O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."

"After today's service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Please come down and say hell to the pastor."

"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer."

"Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."

"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."

"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."

"Life groups meet on Wednesday evening at 7:00 PM for food, fun, and fellowwhipping."

"Marriage: An Institution To Be Endured." -- The subject of a sermon that should have read, "An Institution To Endure."

These are actual church bulletins that have been reported. The reason I've included these is because my friend told me that she recently saw a church bulletin that actually said: "If you do not believe in Jesus you will burn in the afterlife!!!!" I find this actually quite offensive and disturbing!!! What ever happend to: "Be good to your damn neighbour" or something like that???? Anyways, I just thought that these were really funny...and so I wanted to spread the word of God to you all!

hehe!

God bless,

annie!

Just Me! (at Andrew's "going away" party at Mink Night club in Toronto - Sept, 2004) 

The Poons!

Me and Sarah at Wayne's Bar (Sarah is my best friend and my wonderful roomie!) This was the only bar everyone HAD to dance on the tables by the end of the night. And oh what a night it was!!!

What can I do for you today?

Pretty "Happy" in Vienna