Congrats, You're an Asshole

(Now let's discuss why that is)

Assholes rarely know why they are the way they are, so here's a clue for you on your jouney of self-improvement. Check off the following that are applicable to you!

( ) Double parking

( ) Parking in handicap space

( ) Leaving dog in car

( ) Leaving kids in car

( ) Talking really loudly on cell phone

while riding public transportation

( ) Cutting in line

( ) Not tipping/not tipping enough

( ) Snacking on produce and bulk items

in grocery store

( ) Using an ATM for 18 consecutive transactions

when people are waiting

( ) Smoking in non-smoking areas

( ) Taking up too much time with teller because

you don't understand how banking works

( ) Not washing hansd after using washroom

( ) Not letting others out of f the train or bus before pushing way in

( ) Wearing too much perfume or cologne

( ) Stopping to chat or look around in front of doorway, elevator or escalator

( ) Using the Pottery Barn as den

( ) Stinking up office with foul meals and snacks

( ) Sneezing without covering nose and offering snotty handshake

( ) Not wiping equipment down after you've gotten it sweaty at gym

(What else makes somebody an asshole???)