What is the Most Ridiculous, Most Disgusting, Most Outrageous thing you have had to witness at one point in your life? That your poor eyes just HAD to see? Here are my top 10 (okay 6, I could only think of 6). If I remember any others, I'll put them down.

6) A very old man clipping his long ass nails (I literally saw the nails fly across the street car we were on)

5) Another dirty weirdo who took off his socks on the street car and then proceeded to give us all a puppet show with them

4) A car flip over and onto its side like 5 feet away from me while I was on my way to work one morning years ago. I can still remember the children screaming.

3) A man sitting on the subway with gym shorts on (or it appeared he was coming from the gym). I must mention this man was not wearing any underpants under those shorts...oh, and he was sitting with his legs far apart.....oh oh, AND he was a black man

2) While I was working one day (and this is before I was working in the mental health field, just so you're not confused), I saw a well dressed man sitting on the floor in Chapters Bookstore, in the photography/arts section. As I proceeded with my shelving, I saw him licking certain pages in the photography book of nudes he was viewing - probably titled: VAGINAS!!! (yuck)

1) Watching my little brother slip in barf when he was like 5, and wearing a really thick ass snowpant suit, so as he tried getting up with my mom's help (who was freaking out by the way), he slipped again but his hand protected him from falling in the barf again, except that his hand was in the barf this time. Oh poor Jimmy! I became so paranoid I thought I smelled barf around the house for days!!!!!